What am I going to talk about...

What's the deal with people saying "don't worry, I'll be gentle."

Where did this misconception come from? Who started it? Where can I find this person so that I can beat his face in?
A girl may want you to act nice, you know, chivalry and crap, but when it comes to "getting down," they do not want a "nice guy."

I may not be an expert, but I have not met any girls who would like a guy to "be gentle.
"What is the point if you can't even feel it. WHAT IS THE POINT!"
"I thought is was supposed to be fun, not all sappy and 'blah blah blah'."
"Just shut your mouth and do your damn job!"
"I don't want to talk about how i feel, I want to FEEL how i feel!"

I'm not saying "rough is the only way." All I'm saying is this:

To all guys- Stop being such wussies. You are giving us all a bad name.
Stop with the poetry and other BS like that, you know the only reason you even
pretend to like it is to impress girls. On the off chance it actually works, you fuck it
all up by being too nice at the wrong time, which then turns girls into lesbians.
No, this is NOT GOOD!
Lesbian, bad. Bi, good.
The future of the human race will be in jeopardy if all girls become lesbians.

If you are a girl reading this, and you DO like it "gentle" and would like to complain, just don't.
I don't know you, and i'm pretty sure, given the circumstances, I do not want to. I don't associate with liars.